griffology

I'll be visiting Purdue's campus bars this thursday - saturday. I'll also be partaking in the breakfast club. I'll be wearing an oversized neon green cowboy hat riding a bull.  tailgating, fun, and much alcohol consumption. 

As the end of the semester draws near, a few words come to mind; fun, great, and awesome.

Best of luck to everyone.

 

The learning never stops

 

I ENJOY IT

 

 

happy

In the ultimate reality show...
God saying to the Pope, "You're fired!"  Trump would probably try to sue him over it too.
 
Kevin's idea on how to replace him: 
Who want's to be the next Pope
          a Mark Burnett Production

 

handshake battle

motivation

stuff is cool and fun stuff is even cooler.


respect

Got really really drunk (sloppy drunk) and had a great time last night.

Missed brad and kevin on the way home (Drunk Bus) so i ended up sleeping at lauren and stephanies. It was more of me passing out on the couch. Thanks guys, your couch and hospitality are always appreciated! Also on the stumble over to their apartment I decided to start yelling at these 2 guys in a jeep because they honked their horn at me. Good thing I kept walking after I told them to get out of the jeep so I could kick their ass... HaHa, that could have turned out bad.

I also lost my favorite black cactus cup, yet it doesn't matter. I think I remember drop kicking it somewhere walking. I can't think of a better way to start spring break. :)

Jakes -> pizza + pitchers
Brothers -> pints and long islands
Cactus -> screwdrivers and cranberry + vodka

first time i've slept in my own bed after a thursday night of drinking, which was very refreshing because i had my pillow and blankets and stuff.

dave gets pulled over after drinking but blows below the legal limit, which is good because the fucker was driving my car.  He did get a warning for not knowing how to turn on car lights though.

I think it's time to slow down on the drinking, these thursdays are killing me. I woke up sicker then I already was, even though I had plenty of orange juice ;)

Brad and I went back home for the weekend to help celebrate Dave's birthday.  I love being home again and seeing everyone.  Good times!  However, the bars are overpriced and I have to drive home which sucks.  If I pay a $5 cover charge, the drinks shouldn't also cost $5 ;)  I heart college bars.

So since it looks like I’m not going to Florida for spring break, a trip to Chicago may be in the works.  I’m sure it’ll be better then when brad and I went to the auto show a few weeks back.

Funny:  http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/michael.php

Ummmm ALCOHOL fucked me up last night. It bent me over and made me grab my ankles. I was terrible, out of control, and stupid. i blame the generic bellows.

Cactus 1
Griff 0

I'll get my revenge next week.

so i entered this little thing into a t-shirt contest.  if it wins I get $400 and $100 in free merchandise.  i thought it was funny, but people over there are ripping it apart.  take a look, and feel free to sign-up and vote :)

http://www.threadless.com/submission/34124.html

Neon cactus (thur) - always good times, always.

Recover/drive back home (fri) - not bad, went to longshots and drank with the local townie friends.

Auto Show (Sat) - sucked, how come nobody from back home that went to the auto show before us didn't tell us how terrible it was.  maybe it was because i was extremly tired though...

 

I bought the movie saw::  i saw it in the movies, and it's good as are cookies.

 

 

 

so i had the flu and it kicked my ass big time. i fell asleep while watching the super bowl that's how fucking sick I was. it sucked but i survived. :)

my mom sent me a package that never arrived yet. im pretty sure it doesn't take 7 days to go from tri-town to here. it was loaded with checks (we're talking huge denero here), insurance papers I have to sign, and other super important top secret stuff. thanks usps. remind me to buy a big dog when i get a house. scratch that i can barley wipe my own ass, i don't see myself out there picking up dog shit. wait nevermind, that's what kids are for and also to get me beer from fridge.

you know what blows my mind... i've had the same batteries in my tv remote for over a year now and for all the tv watching i do i'd figure they'd need replacing by now. damn, i bet those fuckers go dead now and i'll have to buy some. cursed. xx

what's the difference between a mallard with a cold and your mother? one's a sick duck... i forgot how the joke ends, but your mother's a whore.

stayed in (friday) and watched movies tonight alone. i never realized what good company i am i fucking make myself laugh... come on ladies you know you want a slice too. :-)

two weeks without getting wasted!?! maybe that's why I'm so fucking bored. alcohol-*%

On my way to taco bell, by the way I got my usual nacho bell grande and soft shell taco supreme; I decided to ponder the meaning of life.  I quickly realized mine had no significance so I focused primarily on a grander scale, the human species.  As I can’t share every detail with you because it’ll be in my book titled: “The Little Book about everything we Never Knew”

The most obvious of my findings:
Men want sex.  Women control sex.(In mathematical form:  Women > Men).   However men can pee standing up.  You can see the obvious struggle in determining the dominant gender.  Could it be that personality is greater then gender?  Who knows… tune in next week, same griff channel, same griff time…

It was your typical weekend with an excessive amount of alcohol.  Drank myself stupid to finally make it back to place of rest where the night just got more fun and more fucked up.  Good times I tell ya.  Photos

http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html

Take that quiz answer a few questions:  Me = Libertarian not the far right I thought I was.  Can a quiz with so few questions be acurate, who knows...

I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat. :(

 

 

 

So I'm walking around campus taking in the surroundings, when someone is walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk and expects me (who is on the right side) to move.  It's not that hard, it's like a road.  Stay on your side!!  The only excuse is if you're from overseas then maybe I'll let it fly, but technically isn’t just the steering wheel on the other side of the car and you still drive on the same side?  Either way, learn how to walk!  Ya, so I have walking-rage...

After a year of not using it, I got my iPod back out.  I also renamed/retagged my whole mp3 collected.  Now everything is in order. 
Artist Name - Song Title.mp3.  I also deleted a ton of songs because I had double and even triples of a song!  My collection went from 1900 down to 1400.

~Griff

 

Not much is new... Same old bull shit.

Put up a bunch of photos on yahoo. There's some good ones, check them out. A friend had some photos up on yahoo and I liked the ways hers looked so I signed up for it too.
http://photos.yahoo.com/griffology

Also, I downloaded this neat little thing that lets you put "widgets" all over your desktop. I use the weather, tvscrapper, and the mini-calander. Go to: http://www.konfabulator.com/ and check it out. It's really neat. It's spy-ware free, unlike a lot of those other annoying programs. ;)


I think I'm getting sick, my throat feels like sandpaper.

ten-four-over-and-out

In memory of 2004:


my new years resolution this year was to have no resolutions... I guess I all ready blew it.

I worked 5 days straight and it sucks earing money. I much prefer hand-outs from ma and pa. When I think about it I'm going to college just so I can work. I'm gonna have to find a way to get paid for sleeping and watching TV.

It was great to be back in town, and I refuse to use the trendy "region" term, damn I did it anyways, but I really can't wait to get back to school where everything's normal. I hate feeling like I'm staying in someone's house that isn't mine even though I fucking lived here for 21 years.

once you think you got a handle on the world/life, it just bends you over and fucks you again... I dunno maybe one day it'll fell good but until then off to the store to buy some KY.



Just remember your views on your God and why you rejected all the others are the same as mine and why I rejected them all. At least I'm an equal opportunity atheist you hypocritical bastards!



My mind is my enemy and TV helps me silence it.

I dream about you
bnut you have no lclue

why can't i just say what i really awant to
ahhh fuck it, some things i just never do


ummmmmm hooray for alcohol! booze.


:)



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